I thought this was quite a funny succession of e-mails that passed between my sister and I. We do tend to converse in e-mail once in a while. It is fun to make the words in the e-mail sound funny, to play with how you write it, etc.
This one took place while she and I were getting some details together of another family coming over. I was somewhat heading it up but she had taken the liberty (gasp!) of telling them what they could bring. I thus wrote her this e-mail letting her know what I thought of her…..
Oh well I was going to ask them to bring something. I really wish you wouldn’t do things like this without asking me. Please let me take care of things like this next time. I appreciate your trying to help, but it really wasn’t all that helpful.
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Just Kidding.
Do go ahead and remind her that the ______ are bringing a dessert as well. She is more than welcome to make something too, (who turns away more dessert?) but just so she knows that. J Otherwise it sounded perfect!
Love you,
Big Teaser
Sarah then replied;
GOOOD GRIEF!!! You just about gave me a heart attack!!!!
DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!!! hahaha!
Ok, I'll let her know..... :)
Love,
your innocent, adorable, little sister who doesn't deserve teasing like that.... *impish grin*
My Reply;
“Your innocent , adorable, little sister who doesn’t deserve teasing like that…..*impish grin*"
Ummm, I must have the wrong person. I was trying to e-mail my sister, Sarah Heckendorn. So sorry about that. If you know where I can contact her, please let me know.
Here’s a description of her;
Ornery, scares easily, likes to sing, loves to wear weird clothing combinations, usually is happy, can tell a good joke, can’t make a fire to save her life, likes ginger in her tacos, is funny, silly, laughs a lot, cries, likes to read- but not often, makes beautiful things with her hands, is good with kids, doesn’t always care for suspense movies, is what you call a dark-haired beauty, wouldn’t believe you when you say that, even though it is true, looks gorgeous in red, can do her hair nicely, and is a drama queen!
If you hear from her, please let me know.
Sincerely,
Rebecca
Her answer;
Oh, Sarah Heckendorn! Oh, dear. I'm sorry to say that I haven't talked to her since she was fired from the company due to some odd reasons. The biggest was probably the fact that she refused to follow dress code. The other reasons are as follows: She wouldn't work on her homework and instead chose to make little knitted, crocheted, or hand sewn items. She made many of the employees gag when telling about her 'secret ingredients' for different foods, made it impossible for the other employees to work with her incessant laughing (mostly at random things) and joke telling. Her dramatic entries into the office will not be discussed in detail at this moment. The worst part was when she would hide behind a cubicle to scare a fellow worker, and then end up scaring herself instead. Her problem with singing harmony without a melody was also a "major" problem. She would also get strangely terrified if you just mentioned the latest suspense movie.
After many complaints, we finally had to let her go... I do have a forwarding address though:
Happy Valley
Crazyville, JK, 72193
I sincerly hope that you'll be able to find her... and help her... if there is still a chance.
Kindest Regards,
Mrs. Bubblegum
I guess most of these would be inside jokes. Like the one about "hiding behind a cubicle and jumping out to scare an employee only to scare herself." *ahem* Yeah, she really did hide to scare someone and then after "dramaticaly" jumping out and scaring them...scare herself.
Needles to say with her around we are all kept in stitches. (get it??? "needles"!!)
~Rebecca
